Sweet dreams are made of this...

cynizm, sarkazm, ironia i rozczarowania inherentne

Psst! uniwersytet Jagielloński jest sekretnie napędzany przez Sherlocka.

Dobre fiki polskie, raz!

sherlockpolska:

Wszystkie autorstwa boskiej Toroj. Prosimy nie jeść i nie pić przy jedzeniu, grozi śmiercią lub kalectwem trwałym.

  • Zwykli ludzie - powrót Sherlocka i reakcja Johna;
  • Kotwica - kontynuacja powyższego;
  • Dobry Boże, ześlij jakieś morderstwo - słowa są zbędne. Naprawdę.
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Bitchtastica

—Sherlock, A Judas Parody

Wanna sing it along, yeah

saintdoriangray:

Sherlock, A Judas Parody by Bitchtastica

Lyrics

Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
(Twice!)

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!
(Twice!)

I’ve never met a man so brilliant
Try to compete with his massive intel-dick
But he is still stupidly ignorant
Of all but the latest underwear trends

PreChorus
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Wanna see some more, see some more, more?
Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah Ahh Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah 
And he’s no amateur, no amateur ;)

Chorus
I’m just a veteran, you need a doctor? I’m your man.
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Need whoop-ass in a can? Well, honey, hold my jam 
And I’m still in love with Sherlock, baby!
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I’m in love with Sher-erlock, Sher-erlock

Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock!
Sherlock! Sherlo-o-ock! Sherlock’s Bloggah-ah!

You think around him I would be afraid
It’s hard to tell if he is gay or straight
But I think we got clues from Moriarty
Given that he tied me up and Sherlock came ;)

PreChorus
Chorus

JOHN!

Anderson, you’re a whale
Do your research, get me ale
On this high-functioning male
Sociopath
Look at him in that scarf
That undeniable shark
How do those cheekbones work
So face my wrath

I want to punch you, ‘Cause I can’t lock you up or kidnap you
Sarah stole my virtue, but it’s Sherlock’s texts that I reply to
Reply to

Chorus

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—Sherlock Cover (LDR)

missick93:

Not a Fake
A Sherlock parody of Lana Del Rey’s Video Games

Lyrics:

Watching you just stand there
Wind is whipping your hair
I call out your name

Holding up my phone
And praying that you’re going to
Stop playing this game

It’s not just you pretending
I’ve seen you do things
That nobody else could do

We can prove them all wrong
We’ll run if you want 
Stop this, I believe in you

I know that you’re not a fake

You know, it’s you
This game’s for you
You know that he plans what he plans
Just to watch you dance
Breaking down his web is what you do
Nothing about this is ringing true
I know that you hate him, Moriarty
I do too
 You know it’s just because he’s bored with you 
You say that this world’s not made for you 
Don’t you realize that there’s still somebody who cares for you? 
I don’t think you do

Shut up, just stop talking
I can’t stand you saying
All this was a lie

I know that I’ve seen death
It doesn’t mean that
I can watch you die

From that day we first met
You didn’t stage that
You knew all about my life

If this matters at all
Don’t make me watch you fall
Can’t we just begin again?
Before they called you a fake

You know, it’s you
This game’s for you
You know that he plans what he plans
Just to watch you dance
Breaking down his web is what you do
Nothing about this is ringing true
I know that you hate him, Moriarty
I do too
You know it’s just because he’s bored with you
You say that this world’s not made for you
Don’t you realize that there’s still somebody who cares for you?
I don’t think you do

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all just you
Nobody could do what you do
I tell you all the time
I’m always the one who trusts you
Show me that you could trust in me too
I called you machine, I didn’t mean it
Swear it’s true
You’re much more human than I ever knew
You say that there’s no more need for you
Don’t you recognize that there’s somebody who needs you too?
Maybe now you do